wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
her vagine was all disorganized.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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