Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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