did you get engaged???
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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