i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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