I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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