So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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