I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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