Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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