Those balls look pretty dangerous.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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