He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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