Where are you?
In a non slutty way
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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