dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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