bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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