You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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