The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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