boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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