i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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