I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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