Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
oh god the rape fog is back!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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