scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Drunk is not a location!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize