What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i think i just lost a toe
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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