Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
handjob tips. give me some.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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