You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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