How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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