after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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