dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I want to fling myself into the sun
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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