talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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