she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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