Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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