My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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