Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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