Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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