super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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