theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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