He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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