have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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