idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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