My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Come on in and take your pants off
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