I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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