Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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