So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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