You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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