$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I AM VODKA MAN
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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