Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
