Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.