Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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