Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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