In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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