We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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