I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I need moral support for this bender
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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