It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She's the barista slut.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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