Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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