in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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