I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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