An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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