Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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