and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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