Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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