So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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