Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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