so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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