I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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