The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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