no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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